Jewelry that looks like a tool, how poignant is that? Zoolander’s Derelicte fashion line comes to life in this item, and it only took 13 years for parody to become reality. The idea that manual labor would become a fashion fetish for the affluent, what’s next? Mechanics overalls on the catwalks of Milan?
If someone paid me money to come up with a single object that could be used to define and ridicule this entire movement, I couldn’t have done it better than this. Irony levels off the fucking charts. The entire e-store of Blitz bikes is the same. It’s almost impossible to parody. The Sarah Palin of motorcycle websites.
Think the major manufacturers are just as bad with their merchandise? Consider these two items and their respective prices: