Here is another old post, we’re gonna repost.
Here is yet another commercial for some jeans, this time a bunch of funemployed mechanics take a ride from London to Biarritz, a beach resort in the south of France.
Why is it when one of these groups of perfectly coiffed chin hair enthusiasts get together to shoot a video, one of them inevitably has to turn some wrenches? It’s usually on the side of the road and always in range of a fancy camera. Do these denim engineers not check this shit before they leave home? Has no one figured out how to sell Loctite to hipsters?
Hey Loctite marketing dept, this is how you sell to these beardos,
1. Change your name to “Old Pappy’s Hold Em Serum” in a swooshy font
2. Make your product available in pomade tins
3. Charge $50 for it
4. Make it available in coffee shops.
Boom! We’ll be expecting our check in the mail.
Bandanna is a totally viable replacement for a front fender you guys.