Have you ever wanted a $600 denim vest but just couldn’t afford it? Well today is your lucky day, these geniuses have totally figured out cut out the middle man and bring you their product direct and at the low low wholesale price of $300. As long as people pay them $40,000 for the trouble first. Don’t delay, operators are standing by, orders placed in the next 20 minutes get a free voucher for chucklefuck’s tattoo hut.
Denim vest: $300 Front brakes: $0

At first we weren’t sure if these dudes qualified as hipsters because they actually looked like grown ups, albeit very stupid looking grown ups but still old enough to know better. Then the voice over started.
“The most relevant outsider art associated with vintage choppers that we can think of, is the denim vest. Over time it collects a man’s sweat, his filth, his blood and eventually his soul”
Well that pretty much settled that debate. Then I went to their website, I just sat on the front page and looked at the pictures and quotes. My face lit up.
First they’re gonna pay us $40,000 so we can sell them $300 denim vests bahahahahahahah
Kevin Bacon explains to models why vintage dick is the best dick.
Beard fires are a real danger bro