Running low on videos to make fun of, so here, have a bunch of cringe inducing pics instead.
This appears to be a competently built motorcycle (other than the dumb tires and kickstand) but why the fuck is it parked in a clothing store? No one wants to buy your $40 t-shirts guy!
Speaking of stupid t-shirts, nice try, but no one believes you.
Ahahahahaha wtf is this shit, if my tire looked like a mill stone I’d probably be walking too, seriously what is that tire supposed to be for? Looks like a drag tire for a horse cart.
Please stop writing your name on other peoples work, I get it, you started your “shop’s” instagram before you did any actual work and now you have to fill it with pictures. But stop, you didn’t “build” this motorcycle. You slapped on a stupid seat and threw away the battery, this is still a Yamaha. This would be the equivalent of every kid who slapped a spoiler on his civic changing the Honda badge to his own name. You ego-maniacal assholes.
Spot on! I laughed hard 😀
Too funny. Check this out. What a bunch of clowns:
http://photos2.meetupstatic.com/photos/event/d/0/f/4/highres_175673492.jpeg
I spat my drink on my keyboard when I saw those tees.
Have you seen the latest marketting for the distinguished gentlemans ride?
Between the pipe smoking and the curled moustaches I think it’s right up your alley.
The slogan on those t-shirts is clearly wrong. It should read: “I am a hipster, and I’m a cunt”
I’ve found the owner of the t-shirt:
http://youtu.be/58RSC7HO9aU
Fat sack of shit. He’s some fucking art school rapper and chef. Yes really, a chef. Too funny. So gay.
You’re dead wrong, Action Bronson owns. Get a clue dummy!
Yes. He “owns” a bra to hold up his hipster man boobs.
Action Bronson is on a whole other level.
Very talented,
i’ll just leave this here: http://www.adhocaferacers.com/#!motos/c1vqq
Thanks Luke. They make some really nice bikes.
What am I missing with the kickstand on the Bonneville? That’s just a stock Triumph stand. The tires, on the other hand, are very very dumb.
Oh I guess it is, seemed to be at a really shallow angel in the pic.
Are those T shirts or targets?
There’s only one issue about the first pic. That actually looks like a well built bike from a donor Bonnie black. A hipster couldn’t afford the exhaust, paint job, custom forks, including radial brakes and ohlins bits.
I’d ride that and park it next to my thruxton and Street Triple R without any hesitation. Although the tires would get swapped out for a smaller tread Metzler that’s stock on a Scrabmler for light off roading.
Should it be in a clothing store? Only if the clothier owns the bike.
Can you explain to us the differences between homeless people and hipsters?
I saw this article and I’m very confused:
http://elsolitariomc.com/2014/08/mike-brodie/
You have to put our name on the tank. It’s BRANDING, and the lifestyle is all about the brand, don’t you know. That, extreme facial hair, selvedge jeans, expensive boots and a wallet that costs about a week’s salary.
You guys need to do a BS Bingo card for hipster bike customizing. The one for videos was brilliant. I’ll help:
wrapped pipes
balloon tires
dirt tires on the street
skinny, hemorrhoid inducing seat
pipes stop before the swing arm starts
white grips
tan grips
hacked off rear fender
tail light says STOP
front disc brake replaced with drum brake
matte colors
vestigial front fender
open air behind the engine
monochromatic paint including wheels
rear of seat 5″ higher than the front
You forgot X taped onto the headlight
Single useless bar end mirror
Inaccurate micro speedometer
More Dislikes than Likes on my comment? It must have touch a nerve of truth with the hipsters. I am pleased.
70 or so people now with no sense of humor.
Running out of videos? “Naturally” that Ad Hoc guy has one.. and it’s an excellent specimen of that genre -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-s06SS6GAA
WHAT A CORKER!
Jump off a bridge dude, or choose a steep mountain peak. This guy’s an artist. Obviously too much for your chickpea brain.
BINGO!
Exactly.
What happened to the other article you put up where you make a pissing match out of your Ducati and another one?
I leave you with this: http://custombikecollector.tumblr.com/post/89469950286/custom-bike-collector
How come the effete fashion bike bloggers never reported this?
http://www.lequipement.fr/info/884/Business-Liquidation-pour-les-Ateliers-Ruby