These guys come out of the gate strong!
“When it comes to motorcycles, there are two ways: Either you drive it around, or you contemplate around it”
After that objectively wrong and ridiculous statement, we’ll be doing the latter about this drivel. These Swedish beet farmers didn’t disappoint, their video checks off many boxes on the Hipster Bingo card with fenderless bikes and faux-primitive coffee prep all over the place.
“I have no ambitions than to create my own and others’ well-being.”
And by well-being we mean $400 man purses.
This video gave us an idea, we want to start a company to sell non operational replicas of motorcycles to hipsters. Imagine, every beardocrat can have his dream CX500 parked in the living room. He can prepare some extremely bitter coffee, put on his favorite record and enjoy the crackly noises, randomly take parts off the bike, stare at them while contemplating existence, and then put them back on. Fiddle with as many screws and nuts as his heart desires and blog about the experience all in the comfort of his loft space. We’re gonna be rich!